how to describe china??
'eEEP!',
yes, the non descriptive yet highly illuminating word 'eEEP!'. on one hand, its expresses immense adrenaline rush that traveling through a foreign country can provide, while on the other hand it provides a subtle insight into the hidden mystic of china- the great land behind the firewall.
a firewall, that through my immense skill, ingenuity and ability to Google 'accessing Facebook in china' and then 'free VPN' have breached.
This weekend i am very probably off to Xi'an to see the terracotta warriors, I'm already studying up on sedimentary rocks, there uses and looking for a whip and leather cow-boy hat. if you hear of any ancient artifact that have mysteriously disappeared, or perhaps a tall blonde white girl that is going to be in the area that i could bicker and argue with, and then stumble through a here to unknown secret passage in the tomb, then I'm sure it would result in the scientific community being very thankful.
last night, it was my new Brazilian friend Marina's birthday, but as her arm had somehow sustained an infection due to the Kungfu lesson she took last week... so after spending some time in the hospital with her sister and teaching her what she had missed in class (Numbers, so we counted to 100 and the nursing staff kept helping us- apparently i still can't pronounce 10.. or 9... or 7 or 6 or 4 or 5... and I'm not too good with 2) we took the subway home and had a conversation in Chinese on the train.
though the beijingers might be used to foreigners because of the Olympics, the whole train went silent as they all eves dropped on our conversation :). the conversation went something like this.
(I'm going to write in English, but we actually spoke in very very fluent Chinese*
*white people awkwardly staring at each other*
"hello"
"hello"
"hello, how are you"
"very good, and you"
"err, also very good"
"and you?"
"good"
*pause, giggle*
"i am finnish"
"good. i am brazilian, and you?
"i am also brazillian"
"i speak finnish, i dont speak english, do you speak finnish"
"no i speak portugese, and italian"
"i speak italian!"
as you can see, we chocked-but later on we had a slightly more sophisticated conversation:
"i am hungry, i want bread"
"mm, i am also hungry, i want noodles"
"i am hungry to! i want... umm.... dead cat"
we've since made plans to start counting to 100 together the next time we're on the train.
last night u had hot pot with the two Brazilian girls, and Anna, the fast speaking Chinese girl that works in the basement mini store and somehow has learnt very very fluent english in just 4 months... basically they put a broth with a few odds and ends- it looked like we had a pigs knee bone, and a few assorted (un-label able to me) vegetables and then you use your Chinese friend to read and pick items from the menu- this is quite a useful technique, i highly recommend it.
you then end up wit ha mountain of food on the table, and on a little trolley beside the table. you then pretty much just throw it in addhoc, let it froth-away for a while and then eat it with out asking what it is.
now i don't want to sound squeamish, but in the same restaurant i saw swimming turtles in a tank, several types of fish (all swimming) sea snails, large frogs- maybe toads, and also some sort of long pink worm (tape worm comes to mind?), and then 2 other types of grub/worm things that where all wriggling around. usually i would say that i am up for anything... but turtle?
your right, I'm being silly, i really need to taste it, ill make Anna the (Chinese girl) take us to somewhere to try it. (BTW, i would just like to mention that Anna is such an amazingly nice and helpful person! the Chinese are so generous!!).
last weekend me and Baba visited shanghai. ok, it might just be me, but i feel like the Chinese do some things just so that they can say they did it, and not for an actual process- and seeming as the media is government controlled, unless your have 'wired wetwear'- then no-one really critisises it. for example, the maglev train from shanghai pudong trainstation to the international airport, it probably would have been faster and cheaper for us to just catch a cab the whole way, seeming as the trainstation is no-where near the centre of the city.
but it was quite cool to ride a floating train going at 301km/hr and see the cars fall behind :).
well that hack was a small illistration of some of the views im forming here, oh one more thing, the restaurant we went to it was about au$60 for the 4 of us, quite good seeming as we couldnt eat all the food! but i asked anna how much the waitresses there got paid, 1500 yuan/ month, working 28 days a month and 10 hour shifts. they get on average then AU$0.8/hr. when me and mariana (one of the brazillian girls) figured this out, we were kinda shell shocked for the whole night...
ill try to write something every now and then from now on, and write something up about shanghi, but i really must be off to go study some chinese- test this friday!!
I'm going to acquire an acquous suspension of methylated xanthenes in a complex polymer vessel.